i wanna be that person whos ‘OMG’ comment in a post remains until someone writes another one and someone deletes all comments
this is the best gif EVER
the angel of the lord
☆ Here we have the wild moose, walking towards your dashboard and giving you the intense eye-sex stare ☆ (◕‿◕✿)
[ squirrel version coming soon ]
"If you took Scarlett’s career from her tomorrow, she wouldn’t change. If you gave her an Oscar, she wouldn’t change. She is who she is."
Chris Evans on Scarlett Johansson
♔ Swan Queen Meme ♔:[2/5] Family Scenes
"Bad news, Harry. I’ve just been to see Professor McGonagall about the Firebolt. She - er - got a bit shirty with me. Told me I’d got my priorities wrong. Seemed to think I cared more about winning the Cup than I do about you staying alive. Just because I told her I didn’t care if it threw you off, as long as you caught the Snitch on it first. Honestly, the way she was yelling at me … you’d think I’d said something terrible."
could i pay someone to take over my body who actually knows how to look after it so they can like. make me healthy again and then let me take over once i’m fit n healthy
You mean a personal trainer and a nutritionist
no i mean some sort of supernatural being who can do literally all of the work for me
So like the ghost of a personal trainer and nutritionist
we don’t just need feminism, we need lisa simpson feminism
The best part about the Simpsons was it was written all by educated men that wanted to be comedians but saw things wrong with the world and wanted change.